Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / It seemed the world was divided into \ | good and bad people. The good ones | | slept better... while the bad ones | | seemed to enjoy the waking hours much | | more. | | | \ -- Woody Allen, "Side Effects" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;