Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Armstrong's Collection Law: \ | | | If the check is truly in the mail, | | | \ it is surely made out to someone else. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;