Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / When a man assumes a public trust, he \ | should consider himself as public | | property. | | | \ -- Thomas Jefferson / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;