Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Do you think that when they asked \ | George Washington for ID that he just | | whipped out a quarter? | | | \ -- Steven Wright / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;