Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /Knghtbrd: We have lots of \ | whatevers. dark - In Debian? | \ Hell yeah we do! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;