Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /.net is microsofts \ | perverted version of a java networked | | | | environment uglified for | \ windows-specific crap / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;