Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / When oxygen Tech played Hydrogen U. The \ | Game had just begun, when Hydrogen | | scored two fast points And Oxygen still | | had none Then Oxygen scored a single | | goal And thus it did remain, At | | Hydrogen 2 and Oxygen 1 Called because | \ of rain. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;