Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Back when I was a boy, it was 40 miles \ | to everywhere, uphill both ways and it | \ was always snowing. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;