Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / MEMORIES OF MY FAMILY MEETINGS still \ | are a source of strength to me. I | | remember we'd all get into the car -- I | | forget what kind it was -- and drive | | and drive. | | | | I'm not sure where we'd go, but I think | | there were some bees there. The smell | | of something was strong in the air as | | we played whatever sport we played. I | | remember a bigger, older guy whom we | | called "Dad." We'd eat some stuff or | | not and then I think we went home. | | | | I guess some things never leave you. | | | \ -- Jack Handey, The New Mexican, 1988. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;