Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I'd been hearing all sorts of gloom and \ | doom predictions for Y2K, so I | | | | thought I'd heed some of the advice | | that the experts have been giving: | | | | Fill up the car's gas tank, stock up on | | canned goods, fill up the bathtub | | | | with water, and so on. | | | | I guess I wasn't fully awake when I | | completed my preparations late last | | night. This morning I found the kitchen | | shelves soaked in gasoline, water in | | the car's gas tank, and my bathtub | | filled with baked beans. | | | | -- Dan Pearl in a message to | \ rec.humor.funny / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;