Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "I love Saturday morning cartoons, what \ | classic humour! This is what | | entertainment is all about ... Idiots, | | explosives and falling anvils." | | | \ -- Calvin and Hobbes, Bill Watterson / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;