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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  It is a profoundly erroneous truism,   \
| repeated by all copy-books and by       |
| eminent people when they are making     |
| speeches, that we should cultivate the  |
| habit of thinking about what we are     |
| doing. The precise opposite is the      |
| case. Civilization advances by          |
| extending the numbers of important      |
| operations which we can perform without |
| thinking about them. Operations of      |
| thought are like cavalry charges in     |
| battle -- they are strictly limited in  |
| number, they require fresh horses, and  |
| must only be made at decisive moments.  |
|                                         |
\ -- Alfred North Whitehead               /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;