Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / pessimist: \ | | | A man who spends all his time worrying | | about how he can keep the | | | | wolf from the door. | | | | optimist: | | | | A man who refuses to see the wolf until | | he seizes the seat of | | | | his pants. | | | | opportunist: | | | | A man who invites the wolf in and | \ appears the next day in a fur coat. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;