Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The Commandments of the EE: \ | | | (9) Trifle thee not with radioactive | | tubes and substances lest thou | | | | commence to glow in the dark like a | | lightning bug, and thy wife be | | | | frustrated and have not further use for | | thee except for thy wages. (10) Commit | | thou to memory all the words of the | | prophets which are | | | | written down in thy Bible which is the | | National Electrical Code, | | | | and giveth out with the straight dope | | and consoleth thee when | | | | thou hast suffered a ream job by the | | chief electrician. (11) When thou | | muckest about with a device in an | | unthinking and/or | | | | unknowing manner, thou shalt keep one | | hand in thy pocket. Better | | | | that thou shouldest keep both hands in | | thy pockets than | | | | experimentally determine the electrical | | potential of an | | | \ innocent-seeming device. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;