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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I met him in a swamp down in Dagobah    \
| Where it bubbles all the time like a    |
| giant carbonated soda                   |
|                                         |
| S-O-D-A soda I saw the little runt      |
| sitting there on a log I asked him his  |
| name and in a raspy voice he said Yoda  |
|                                         |
| Y-O-D-A Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda          |
|                                         |
| Well I've been around but I ain't never |
| seen A guy who looks like a Muppet but  |
| he's wrinkled and green                 |
|                                         |
| Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda Well I'm   |
| not dumb but I can't understand How he  |
| can raise me in the air just by raising |
| his hand                                |
|                                         |
| Oh my Yoda, Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda,           |
| Yo-Yo-Yo-Yo Yoda                        |
|                                         |
| -- Weird Al Yankovic, "The Star Wars    |
| Song," to the tune of                   |
|                                         |
\ "Lola" by the Kinks                     /
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         \  (oo)\_______
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;