Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / In any problem, if you find yourself \ | doing an infinite amount of work, the | \ answer may be obtained by inspection. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;