Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / If you want to know what god thinks of \ | money, just look at the people he gave | | it to. | | | \ -- Dorthy Parker / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;