Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / To converse at the distance of the \ | Indes by means of sympathetic | | contrivances may be as natural to | | future times as to us is a literary | | correspondence. | | | \ -- Joseph Glanvill, 1661 / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;