Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / /* And you'll never guess what the dog \ | had */ /* in its mouth... */ | | | | -- Larry Wall in stab.c from the perl | \ source code / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;