Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I don't mind arguing with myself. It's \ | when I lose that it bothers me. | | | \ -- Richard Powers / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;