Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The choice of approaches could be made \ | the responsibility of the programmer. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199709081901.MAA20863@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;