Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / World tensions have, if anything, \ | increased in the quarter century since | | H. G. Wells uttered his glum warning: | | "There is no more evil thing on earth | | than race prejudice, none at all. I | | write deliberately -- it is the worst | | single thing in life now. It justifies | | and holds together more baseness, | | cruelty and abomination than any other | | sort of error in the world." | | | \ -- Sydney Harris / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;