Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / There comes a time in the affairs of a \ | man when he has to take the bull by the | | tail and face the situation. | | | \ -- W. C. Fields / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;