Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / This is Jim Rockford. At the tone leave \ | your name and message; I'll get back to | | you. | | | | This is Maria, Liberty Bail Bonds. Your | | client, Todd Lieman, skipped and his | | bail is forfeit. That's the pink slip | | on your '74 Firebird, I believe. Sorry, | | Jim, bring it on over. | | | | This is Marilyn Reed, I wanta talk to | | you... Is this a machine? I don't talk | | to machines! [Click] | | | \ -- "The Rockford Files" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;