Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ___________________________________ / It is annoying to be honest to no \ | purpose. | | | \ -- Publius Ovidius Naso (Ovid) / ----------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;