Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The sendmail configuration file is one \ | of those files that looks like someone | | beat their head on the keyboard. After | | working with it... I can see why! | | | \ -- Harry Skelton / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;