Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / "If there is any fixed star in our \ | constitutional constellation, it is | | | | that no official, high or petty, can | | prescribe what shall be orthodox | | | | in politics, nationalism, religion, or | | other matters of opinion or | | | | force citizens to confess by word or | | act their faith therein. If there | | | | are any circumstances which permit an | | exception, they do not now occur | | | | to us." | | | | -- Justice Jackson, writing for the | | majority, in West Virginia | | | | State Board of Education v. Barnette | \ 319 U.S. 624 No. 591 / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;