Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / I used to think romantic love was a \ | neurosis shared by two, a supreme | | foolishness. I no longer thought that. | | There's nothing foolish in loving | | anyone. Thinking you'll be loved in | | return is what's foolish. | | | \ -- Rita Mae Brown / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;