Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The fact that 47 PEOPLE are yelling and \ | sweat is cascading down my SPINAL | \ COLUMN is fairly enjoyable!! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;