Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Carmel, New York, has an ordinance \ | forbidding men to wear coats and | \ trousers that don't match. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;