Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / You always have the option of pitching \ | baseballs at empty spray paint cans in | \ a cul-de-sac in a Cleveland suburb. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;