Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Courtship to marriage, as a very witty \ | prologue to a very dull play. | | | \ -- William Congreve / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;