Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / I've finally learned what "upward \ | compatible" means. It means we get to | | keep all our old mistakes. | | | \ -- Dennie van Tassel / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;