Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Once upon a time there were three \ | brothers who were knights in a certain | | kingdom. And, there was a Princess in a | | neighboring kingdom who was of | | marriageable age. Well, one day, in | | full armour, their horses, and their | | page, the three brothers set off to see | | if one of them could win her hand. The | | road was long and there were many | | obstacles along the way, robbers to be | | overcome, hard terrain to cross. As | | they coped with each obstacle they | | became more and more disgusted with | | their page. He was not only inept, he | | was a coward, he could not handle the | | horses, he was, in short, a complete | | flop. When they arrived at the court of | | the kingdom, they found that they were | | expected to present the Princess with | | some treasure. The two older brothers | | were discouraged, since they had not | | thought of this and were unprepared. | | The youngest, however, had the answer: | | Promise her anything, but give her our | \ page. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;