Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Say many of cameras focused t'us, Our \ | middle-aged shots do us justice. No | | justice, please, curse ye! We really | | want mercy: You see, 'tis the justice, | | disgusts us. | | | \ -- Thomas H. Hildebrandt / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;