Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _____________________________________ / Love is the delusion that one woman \ | differs from another. | | | \ -- H. L. Mencken / ------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;