Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Well, I'm a classic ANAL RETENTIVE!! \ | And I'm looking for a way to | | VICARIOUSLY experience some reason to | \ LIVE!! / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;