Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Men ought to know that from the brain \ | and from the brain only arise our | | pleasures, joys, laughter, and jests as | | well as our sorrows, pains, griefs and | | tears. ... It is the same thing which | | makes us mad or delirious, inspires us | | with dread and fear, whether by night | | or by day, brings us sleeplessness, | | inopportune mistakes, aimless | | anxieties, absent-mindedness and acts | | that are contrary to habit... | | | | -- Hippocrates (c. 460-c. 377 B.C.), | \ The Sacred Disease / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;