Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / To a Californian, all New Yorkers are \ | cold; even in heat they rarely go above | | fifty-eight degrees. If you collapse on | | a street in New York, plan to spend a | | few days there. | | | | -- From "East vs. West: The War Between | \ the Coasts / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;