Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Just a song before I go, Going through \ | security To whom it may concern, I held | | her for so long. Traveling twice the | | speed of sound She finally looked at me | | in love, It's easy to get burned. And | | she was gone. When the shows were over | | Just a song before I go, We had to get | | back home, A lesson to be learned. And | | when we opened up the door Traveling | | twice the speed of sound I had to be | | alone. It's easy to get burned. She | | helped me with my suitcase, She stands | | before my eyes, Driving me to the | | airport And to the friendly skies. | | | | -- Crosby, Stills, Nash, "Just a Song | \ Before I Go" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;