Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / That's always the way when you discover \ | something new; everyone thinks you're | | crazy. | | | \ -- Evelyn E. Smith / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;