Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ____________________________________ / Any two philosophers can tell each \ | other all they know in two hours. | | | \ -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. / ------------------------------------ \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;