Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Cable is not a luxury, since many \ | areas have poor TV reception." -- The | | mayor of Tucson, Arizona, 1989 | | [apparently, good TV reception is a | | basic necessity -- at least in Tucson | \ -kl] / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;