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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ I began many years ago, as so many      \
| young men do, in searching for the      |
| perfect woman. I believed that if I     |
| looked long enough, and hard enough, I  |
| would find her and then I would be      |
| secure for life. Well, the years and    |
| romances came and went, and I           |
| eventually ended up settling for        |
| someone a lot less than my idea of      |
| perfection. But one day, after many     |
| years together, I lay there on our bed  |
| recovering from a slight illness. My    |
| wife was sitting on a chair next to the |
| bed, humming softly and watching the    |
| late afternoon sun filtering through    |
| the trees. The only sounds to be heard  |
| elsewhere were the clock ticking, the   |
| kettle downstairs starting to boil, and |
| an occasional schoolchild passing       |
| beneath our window. And as I looked up  |
| into my wife's now wrinkled face, but   |
| still warm and twinkling eyes, I        |
| realized something about perfection...  |
| It comes only with time.                |
|                                         |
\ -- James L. Collymore, "Perfect Woman"  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;