Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / While the year 2000 (y2k) problem is \ | not an issue for us, all Linux | | implementations will impacted by the | | year 2038 (y2.038k) issue. The Debian | | Project is committed to working with | | the industry on this issue and we will | | have our full plans and strategy posted | \ by the first quarter of 2020. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;