Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Anti-Sabbatical: \ | | | A job taken with the sole intention of | | staying only for a limited period of | | time (often one year). The intention is | | usually to raise enough funds to | | partake in another, more meaningful | | activity such as watercolor sketching | | in Crete, or designing computer knit | | sweaters in Hong Kong. Employers are | | rarely informed of intentions. | | | | -- Douglas Coupland, "Generation X: | | Tales for an Accelerated | | | \ Culture" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;