Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A man was griping to his friend about \ | how he hated to go home after a late | | card games. | | | | "You wouldn't believe what I go through | | to avoid waking my wife," he said. | | "First, I kill the engine a block away | | from the house and coast into the | | garage. Then I open the door slowly, | | take off my shoes, and tiptoe to our | | room. But just as I'm about to slide | | into bed, she always wakes up and gives | | me hell." | | | | "I make a big racket when I go home," | | his friend replied. | | | | "You do?" | | | | "Sure. I honk the horn, slam the door, | | turn on all the lights, stomp up to the | | bedroom and give my wife a big kiss. | | `Hi, Alice,' I say. `How about a little | | smooch for your old man?'" | | | | "And what does she say?" his friend | | asked in disbelief. | | | | "She doesn't say anything," his buddy | | replied. "She always pretends she's | \ asleep." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;