Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Women, deceived by men, want to marry \ | them; it is a kind of revenge as good | | as any other. | | | \ -- Philippe De Remi / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;