Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Boston State House is the hub of the \ | Solar System. You couldn't pry that out | | of a Boston man if you had the tire of | | all creation straightened out for a | | crowbar. | | | \ -- Oliver Wendell Holmes / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;