Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Canada Post doesn't really charge 32 \ | cents for a stamp. It's 2 cents for | | postage and 30 cents for storage. | | | | -- Gerald Regan, Cabinet Minister, | \ 12/31/83 Financial Post / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;